@MariyaAlexander: My rap name is When i$ Lunch
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@ImKevinito: I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt.
@iRowlf: I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. "Sir, that's a loofah." Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it.
@TabooBooSF: My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox.