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@SteveKoehler22: My rapper name would be "Iffy Scent"
@Home_Halfway: Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them
@JimmerThatisAll: My memory is improving. The horror.
@CulturedRuffian: Dear Girl Scouts,
Your Mints did not make me Thin.
ps. Please send more.
@abbycohenwl: [knocks on neighbor's door]
HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
@DurtMcHurtt: Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash*
McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear.