@SeanEmeny: My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!
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@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
@envydatropic: They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
@Death_Buddy: *gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER