@D2BMcG: My reaction to most music that has been released in the last ten years is "what did they just say?"
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@sixfootcandy: Him: No more coffee for you. Me: "Why? I'm fine," I say while detailing the neighbor's car.
@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.
@freypalm: Me: Ew, what sort of shop is this? It just sells dead birds? My cat: Pick out whatever you want, birthday boy. It's on me.
@4ScoreN20Bowls: robber: me n Lenny will handle this job tonight, obviously you're gonna be lookout again...sorry Joe giraffe: this is bullshit Steve