@CanadianMclovin: My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :(
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@awesomeseank: Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.
@mattZillaaaa: [street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away
@UncleDuke1969: People may question my parenting methods, but my kids have made it to 20 and 22 without becoming serial killers. Or, if they have, they're super good at it. Either way.