@CelebrityChez: My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
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@apok842: You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
@robdelaney: I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other.
@tanialunreal: Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol.