@CelebrityChez: My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
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@LindseyEllison2: If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.
@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?