@TommyKarate: My relationship status is a Taylor Swift song just waiting to happen.
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@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon.
@hunz74: I just saw a lady jogging backwards. You go, girl...or you just went...or here you come. I don't know which direction I'm going with this.