@TommyKarate: My relationship status is a Taylor Swift song just waiting to happen.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter.
@ibid78: [A-ha rehearsal] "Here's the lyric: Take On Me." "What about Take Me On?" [4 hrs of arguing later] "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
@ninjadinosaur1: It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven.