@bencoffeehall: My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get
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@better_off_dad: I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me.
@UnFitz: Her: I’ve travelled the world and the 7 seas... Me: That’s redundant. Seas are part of the world. Her: Her: Some of us want to abuse you.
@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him. It was an unexpected LAN slide.