@Elifcello: My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
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@CuppleOthoughts: Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes
@Brampersandon_: [quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*
@lifeattiffanys: Teaching my kid math like: If swimming lessons start in 3 minutes and the pool is 10 minutes away, how late are we going to be?