@Elifcello: My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
@krisstraub: big announcement, i’m working on a new horror property
@AkaCorbinDallas: Tweets got stolen.
* Everybody looks at the new black dude following *
@jimmy_sharpe: Bucket list:
1. Don't die.
@PaulyPeligroso: She said she liked it doggystyle, so I sniffed her butt then peed on the carpet
@C3Ballin: Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe.