@Elifcello: My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
@fart: still my fav achewood
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
@ChrisEdCaruso: Good cop: where's the body?
Bad cop: answer him!
Jenga cop: God damn it!
@pattymo: Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
@RandomlyMJ: *hits on a guy*
He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong.