@joeldanger: My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again.
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@Chhapiness: Me: We have communication issues, trust issues and she's passive aggressive *Therapist slowly turns to the other chair and looks at the GPS*
@Mr_Kapowski: Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register.
@djdarrellripley: I'm the kindest, sweetest person you'll ever meet. However, if someone was having a seizure in my bathtub, I'd probably throw in my laundry.