@joeldanger: My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
@katbento: Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?
@PFTompkins: Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?