@prettysadmostly: my roomba is carrying a beer around the house and eating chips off the floor just like me
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@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
@AntozWolf: Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions.