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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins.
Now my jewelry's missing & the Roomba's trying to bang the blender.

My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins.
Now my jewelry’s missing & the Roomba’s trying to bang the blender.

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