@CauseWereGuys: My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago
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@Love_bug1016: I'm not saying I hate you but if you were on fire I'd bring sticks and marshmallows.
@PastorBate: Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over.
@MrFjayy: Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--