@CauseWereGuys: My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago
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@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
@Book_Krazy: Batman: Why so down? Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *[Jesus enters] Aquaman: Dammit!
@TheBoydP: Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer