@MariyaAlexander: My roommate made me a copy of the mail key as if she's ever seen me pay a bill
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@feelmesucka: Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures.
@lisaxy424: [show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those
@longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat.
@SteveKoehler22: Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples.