@MariyaAlexander: My roommate made me a copy of the mail key as if she's ever seen me pay a bill
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@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.
@pleatedjeans: [approaches cute girl in library] Yo babe are you Jamaican bc you're Jamaican a lot of noise please keep it down people are trying to read
@Dutch_50: I know it's illegal to launder money, so I've decided to stop doing laundry entirely. Just to be on the safe side.