@evofck: My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.
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@TheHyyyype: Signs that your wife is cheating on you: 1. Wearing more makeup and perfume than usual 2. Acting distant 3. Sleeping with another dude
@seandunn76: "What about this? What about this? And this?"--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer.
@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head