@JohnLyonTweets: My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum.
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@QwertyJones3: "Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out." Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong.
@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
@just1fool: 8:I like cheese! Me:I like cheese more. 8:No! I like cheese more! I love cheese! Me:You don't know what you're getting into here.
@AJslackie2: 2007 social media: wow connected with an old friend from high school 2017 social media: the cheese smoked gouda is linked to racism