@Dani_Feld: My safe word is "I WANT YOUR BABIES"
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@ticknada: Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help
@JoParkerBear: Why is vanilla a synonym for boring? Vanilla is delicious. Imagine a world without vanilla. It would be so oregano.
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
@jonnysun: PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)