@Dani_Feld: My safe word is "I WANT YOUR BABIES"
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@junejuly12: Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out
@putyoursisterd1: Before we get too excited about rising follower counts, it's good to remember that people also stop to look at accidents.
@simoncholland: I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.
@VancityReynolds: I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.