@IamEveryDayPpl: My scariest campfire story is about the time I held a flashlight under my chin to tell one and everybody started counting my whiskers...
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@VerbsRProudest: I called someone persnickety today. He looked so taken aback. Some people can't handle that kind of hip vibe & powerful sensuality I guess.
@ibid78: "THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. ARE U ALONE?" -YEAH, I GUESS I NEVER MET THE RIGHT GIRL, BAD TIMING MOSTLY. ALSO WORK IS HECTIC