@sixfootcandy: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
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@krismuscookie: *With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution
@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.