@Izianikapani: My sexual orientation is definitely Landscape. I dabbled with Portrait but my legs got tired.
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@radtoria: Fastening a pendant around my son's neck before dying for him, "Keep this always. The audience won't recognize you as an adult without it"
@junejuly12: Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'
@ohthatbadger: "Just this one more episode." you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.
@onion_an: Guy: [pulls out knife] Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel Guy: [stabs me] Me: Noooo I'll get a rash