@RandomlyMJ: Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats.

@AmberTozer: If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally

@Jake_Vig: Someone just gave the agenda for the "third half" of our meeting. Guessing it won't involve fractions.

@TheWhaleFacts: The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't.

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