@WhaJoTalkinBout: My signature move at family dinners is waiting for someone to put their drink down at the table & then moving it when they go to the buffet.
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@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...