@Cpin42: I hate when you go to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume

@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "Everybody freeze!" -November

@Free_the_DJ: Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example.

@noog: [meeting at amc network] “Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?”

@hazelmotes1: Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with "daaaaad I have to peeeeee"