@IamEnidColeslaw: my signature move is called "the Mouse," where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon
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@WAPratt: CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2.
@LeviathanPride: Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?
@emmabetsinger: There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
@SlimSinclair: *enters rap battle but only gives compliments Killing with kindness Got MCs droppin like flies/ I like your shirt, it brings out your eyes