@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.
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@_knuck_: *peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* "So, what did you order?"
@WineMummy: Nothing says you're over your ex like showing up at his wedding with a bride and groom voodoo doll.
@jdbalani: The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.