@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.
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@Brianhopecomedy: Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard.
@KBChicken75: "To each their own" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@Kyle_Lippert: A college girl sends a text to her BF who doesn't respond "Could this night get any worse?" unaware that an alien fleet approaches earth