@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.
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@Home_Halfway: ME: Hey congrats, I hear you're pregnant CLIENT: Yes, thank you! ME: *trying to think of a good power move* Many species eat their young
@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
@lazerdoov: 1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats