@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
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@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!
@EliTerry: It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.