@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
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@bridger_w: If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist
@Dutch_50: I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial.
@ohwrigley: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.