@Moldy_Jellybean: My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver.
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@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
@Ilovelamp1979: My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea
@KentWGraham: I fear that one day I’ll click on “Forgot password?” and it will say “We’re not telling you. This is going to be a learning experience.”