@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.
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@highwaytohelv: I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there.
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@TheCiscoKidder: Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much.