@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.
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@HeyitsLori: A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up.
@TheRobCee: "Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS." -inventor of incense