@BeardSpice: My signature move is signing a piece of paper.
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@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.
@TheMichaelRock: Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.