@Diversion50: My signature move is texting "There in 5" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer.
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@Julian_Deane: My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
@Tmoney68: I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs.
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
@bdbdleeroybrown: Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.