@StephenBCramer: My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.
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@AmericanGent69: Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy
@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
@_sleepysmile: What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?
@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.