@StephenBCramer: My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.
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@TheBoydP: HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.
@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@ImABaconDonut: 5: I went potty. Me: Did you remember to wipe this time? 5: No. Me: Why? 5: It's faster my way. I don't know how to counter that argument.