@djr_102: My sister just had a baby and she seems to have forgotten all about my problems.
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@Dutch_50: Seems I can never find good brussels sprouts at the store, so I decided to grow them myself. Turns out I don't like brussels sprouts.
@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@Jaywoo74: Wife: You act like a child with that phone. Me: Child? I'm a grown ass man. Wife: Let me see your phone. Me: No. *snatches phone Me: MINE