@Robert_Beau: My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD.
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@AndyAsAdjective: "how'd your football team football today?" those footballers footballed quite well…really good footballin'
@Scarlet_Rose67: Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect.
@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?