@just1fool: My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is.
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@VenisVal: It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. "Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."
@AlisonChrista: Bruce Banner is a genius scientist and he still can’t figure out how to make stretchy clothes?