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@patnelke: My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything.

My sleeping pills say don’t mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine.  Doctors think they know everything.

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