@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home
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@michaelianblack: If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!
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@petemandik: In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands.