@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home
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@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.
@BradBroaddus: My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work.
@brunopieroni: No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by "Price: High to Low," who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?