@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
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@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@WornOutMommy: I can't wait to jump on my kids' beds at 5am on Mother's Day, and holler "WHAT DID YOU GET ME?!?"
@shutupmikeginn: Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?