@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
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@DaddysinCharge: Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids.
@TheDailyEdge: Jeb Bush: "The Pope should not discuss climate change because he's not a scientist, although if elected, I will be your wife's gynecologist"
@JustinGuarini: Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with "I love you?" Oh yeah me neither.