@LurkAtHomeMom: My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move.
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@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.
@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]
@PastorBate: Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up.
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.