@thatguyJA: My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now.
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@thesulk: Just picked up an unknown call with a "Hello?" An old woman said "Joan?" So, I can cross "mistaken for a Joan" off the bucket list.
@Leslie_Annie: 8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well.
@Rollmaninoz: *stable* Me: that one Stable hand: ah careful ridin her, she used to belong to an old knight M: ok *Horse goes 2 steps forward & 1 left* WTF