@HenpeckedHal: My son calls them "please cars" because any time I speed past a cop he hears me mutter "please don't pull me over!"
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says "choose your destiny" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too.
@Big_Cat74: [things I worry about on vacation] 1) Getting eaten by a shark 2) Worrying that I didn’t get eaten by a shark because it assumed I tasted funny