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@someniceflowers: "my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"
Well father, I've been...
Double-crossed
*God starts breakdancing*

“my son, can I ask why you’re carrying two HUGE crucifixes?” 
Well father, I’ve been… 
Double-crossed
*God starts breakdancing*

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