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@LuvPug: My son- Can I have ice cream?
Me- No, it's breakfast
Him-The dog just pooped in the living room
Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream

My son- Can I have ice cream?
Me- No, it’s breakfast
Him-The dog just pooped in the living room
Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream

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