@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
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@erinmallorylong: I get very stressed out when characters in movies are told a rapid-fire list of things to do and don't write it down.
@FunnyMojoJojo: When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"