@Cpin42: My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!
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@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample
@Shock_Monster: HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T "RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!" Me: Duh. That's why I was late.
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.