@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@2tonbug: I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume
@PaperWash: before cameras, people would have to say "cheese" for two hours while they got their portrait painted