@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.
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@collegefession: "College is a cycle of having absolutely nothing to do... to having every possible paper, exam and project due in one day." - Arcadia
@Sassafrantz: Him: She's always doing magic tricks Therapist: Is that true? Me: Check your pocket. [he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]