@KateWhineHall: My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call.
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@KittyShittyy: If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand.
@SuicideBooth1: Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]
@TheTweetOfGod: People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
@TheDailySchmuck: I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like.