@KentWGraham: My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father’s Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card.
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@aka_fatman: Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid.
@Scdavis24: Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
@amazymay72x: Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey. Me: No rush. 3 days later.......regrets saying no rush.