@TheTweetOfGod: My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser
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@rose24_em: If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like: "I'm not picking this up."
@esuwalker: I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ❤ ~Conversations I have with my couch
@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.
@1Bad_Scientist: The Martian, 2015: Matt Damon tries to prove how Irish he is by growing potatoes on Mars then leaving because he's hungry.