@TheTweetOfGod: My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser
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@marcmack: My son called me 'Marc' I said "That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad" He replied "Now who's being presumptuous?"
@FKACornshucks: TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2.
@canadasandra: We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
@hazelmotes1: If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done.