@TheCiscoKidder: My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry.
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@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
@runolgarun: I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost.