@jonnysun: my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy
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@ehdannyboy: i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news? i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]
@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.